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这就是理想睡觉睡到自然醒，数钱数到手抽筋；
游山玩水，作作打油诗；
欺行霸市，强抢民女；拿个梨，劈个西瓜，顺个烤红薯，有钱也不给；
逗鸟遛狗，光天化日众目睽睽大庭广众之下调戏良家妇女，抢小孩棒棒糖。
什么时候才能过上这样快乐的日子...
that place in your heart这个歌推荐给所有需要淡定的人们，keep simple的人们。 Там, вдали за рекой
2009年 Rushandran公司新业务出售河图、天书、麒麟、灵龟、庆云、嘉禾，代写劝进表； 出售独眼石人、黄帛绢书，代学狐狸叫； 另有怒斩妖蛇、帝气冲霄、黄龙现江、凤凰来仪等多项业务； 接受订制传国玉玺、帝冠龙袍；主持开国仪式、登基大典； 解说星相、传播童谣。 以上各项服务价廉物美，欢迎惠顾。 转I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the
finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories. The first story is about connecting the dots. I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed
around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out? It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed
college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: "We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said: "Of course." My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college. And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that
was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting. It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor
in friends' rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example: Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction
in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces , about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating. None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But
ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out , I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later. Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them
looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life. My second story is about love and loss.
I was lucky — I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started
Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation — the Macintosh — a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating. I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the
previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me — I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over. I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was
the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life. During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company
named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife . Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I returned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together. I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn't been fired from
Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did . You've got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven 't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle. My third story is about death.
When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: "If you live each
day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right." It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something. Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the
morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes. I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy,
where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I'm fine now. This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I
get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept: No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die
to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true. Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be
trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth
Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960's, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions. Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and
then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid- 1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: "Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
Thank you all very much.
You've got to find what you love,'
This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005. Ways to solve a man's financial crisisBonus picking from banks;Cash backs through credit cards; Gambling in unstable stock market; Illegal jobs in Chinese restaurants;Passion service for black old women; Sperm selling on ebay... 选自——《黄**与英国友人书-反对麦道夫的提纲》 Let us salute to the future President Huang... 2009嗯，股票赚大钱；转校成功；发点papers;希望如此
补充一下，还有练出六块腹肌。 真有面子
论阶级斗争的根源记得我是有《安徒生童话》这本书的。少年儿童出版社，上下册。这书我只看过一遍，这对于我书库里的书是很少见的。原因基本上是当时作为一个阳光少年的我，对于安徒生那些所谓的童话，而实际上却非常阴暗、凄凉的故事不那么感冒。而当我到了彻底变得阴暗的现在，这种程度的故事又难以吸引我的兴趣...
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很长一段时间以来，阶级斗争这个词虽然年年讲，月月讲，天天讲，我却对其缺乏感性认识。直到大学看了《兵临城下》，政委同志说，“一个曾经猎鹿的巴伐利亚贵族与一个曾经打狼的乌拉尔牧羊童之间的较量，正是阶级斗争的素材“
实际上，当我在这个大雪纷飞，寒风刺骨的夜晚，驾着我的compact size小车，像一叶扁舟，在风雨中飘摇，送外卖的时候，当年和我住一个寝室，曾和我说,"阿C，同去，同去。"的革命战友正在和他老婆过生日吃长寿面的时候，我才意识到阶级斗争其实无处不在。
想我一个共产主义者，到美国伺候资产阶级及其狗腿子，不禁感到当前国际共产主义正处于低潮这个命题。唯一欣慰的是，当我把热腾腾的饭菜送到黑人兄弟面前，当黑人兄弟把价值饭费的pennies递过来的时候，我紧紧地握住兄弟的手，“知道么，你们的解放事业也有我的一份功劳啊！
 ”奥巴马同志是否要考虑给我立一纪念碑我不知道，合众国的旗帜上还是应该有我的风采的...========================================================================================================================
实际上，我就是送外卖的delivery boy,新时期下的卖火柴的小女孩，唯一的不同是送到脱衣舞吧的时候可以免费看看lap dance,当然那是在资本家或者其狗腿子腿上跳的。安徒生为啥要把成年人才能体会到的悲凉写成童话让小孩看，从小树立起他们阶级斗争的世界观么.另外，我怀疑我的《安徒生童话》这本书要么是被邻居小孩顺走了，要么就是被我爸捐了...总之下落不明。
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最后引用一句话以纪念这段时间写得最长的blog，“你看我刚刚丢失了记忆，还不断地遭遇尴尬”，出处是一个刚花了重金请某女生吃饭的胖子。 红卡！！哪里有卖红卡？ebay?大盘涨涨涨！！！
上课走神，发明咒语一枚，
我叫陈羽中，gujrati的大弟子。我是AkronU的PHD.这是雪芙莱，我的坐骑。有一天，我获得了奇迹般的秘密，当我打开etrade账户，说道：“股票快涨吧，我是gujrati!!"...
近期操作策略在无法判断市场底部的动荡时刻，只买绩优股，远离垃圾股，见好就收... Friends今年开始看的，N遍了。开头感觉自己和Ross差不多，现在发现其实是David... 最烦的就是halloween拿石头砸邻居家的南瓜去... 2008冬天的第一场雪出门竟然找不到成对的手套...nnd 转9月19日，当代实力派作家、《青年文学》主编邱华栋在《北京青年报》撰文《“柔石”感觉的学 堂——一所百年中学的瞻望》，全文转载如下： 在中国现代教育史和文化史上有名的中学不多。北方最为有名的是天津的南开中学，大家都知道 ，南开中学出了一个周恩来总理，还有很多的科学家和人文学者。在南方，江苏、浙江一带人文历史 深厚，有名的中学还有那么几所。而宁波的镇海中学，特别值得一说。 这所中学在1911年就创办了，至今接近100年的历史了。要是追溯她的古代历史，会更加久远—— 在唐代，现在的校址上就是县学兴盛的地方。宁波市镇海区靠近大海，是一个战略要地，在近代史上 很有名。比方说，1885年的中法海战中，守卫镇海的清军部队在吴杰将军的指挥下，开炮击中了来犯 的法国军舰，法军舰队总司令孤拔受伤之后，在溃逃的途中死亡，这可以说是近代史上最扬眉吐气的 一场战斗了。而很多其他的反击外敌侵略的战斗，大部分都失败了，像鸦片战争、甲午海战等等，都 是惨败的例子，更别说打死人家一个将军和司令了。所以，镇海这个地方就很有些特别了，很有些强 悍之气了。镇海镇海，镇守住这里，海疆就安全了，我想，这地名里面一定有这个意思。我感觉浙江 人很有意思，我接触的浙江人，看上去大都清瘦柔弱，精明强干，或者温文尔雅，可就是这些含蓄秀 气的浙江人里面，出来了铮铮铁骨的鲁迅和鉴湖女侠秋瑾。这里面，一定大有文章，浙江人一定有特 别了不得的地方。 宁波的镇海除了当年的海防战争值得大书特书之外，镇海中学是特别值得一看的。我听说，这所 中学的毕业生，近年来，有90％左右的学生都能够考入全国重点大学，每年有20名左右的学生被北大 和清华大学录取。这个纪录非常可观啊。也许，这不过是一个特别会应付高考的中学？我心生疑窦。 一走进中学的大门，给我们当解说员的眼睛清亮的女学生就告诉我，要先让我领略一下他们学校的文 物和建筑。我想，一所中学，哪里能够有什么文物？可一路看下去，就不由得大惊失色了。这个学校 了不得，果然文物建筑有不少，历史人物和这所学校有关系的也很多。首先，我看见了对着学校正门 一个气派非凡的大殿，大殿有两重的唐代歇山式建筑风格的屋檐。走近一看，知道了这个大殿有1000 多年的历史了。它叫作大成殿。要是不知道这是一所学校，我还以为来到了一个大庙里呢：大成大成 ，得大成就，大成殿就雄踞在学校的中轴线上，占着好气脉，引领着好风水好文脉，怪不得文运昌盛 呢。眼下，这个经历了历史风雨、经过了多次的重修之后，依然巍然屹立的大殿是学校师生的成果展 览室。往右边，拐进一条被草地和绿树掩映的小路，我看到了一个亭子和一个院落。亭子叫柔石亭， 院子是现代文学史上的名作家柔石的纪念馆。原来，作家柔石在1927年当过镇海中学的教务主任，他 是鲁迅的学生，属于左翼作家，1931年被国民党当局杀害的时候只有28岁，和他一同被枪杀几个作家 称为“左联五烈士”。柔石留下的作品有长篇小说《旧时代之死》和中篇小说《二月》，在这两部作 品中，弥漫着新旧时代冲突和交替的强烈情绪。 镇海中学可以说是一所有着园林风格的校园。校园里，峰回路转，亭台楼阁，处处显示出她深厚 的历史文化的积淀。镇海在近代史上赫赫有名的一个很大的原因，就是镇海人在近代史上，多次和入 侵的倭寇、英军、法军较量过。因此，在学校的文化建筑中，体现出了这些特殊的历史记忆。比如， 学校的学宫的前面，还专门整修了抗击英军的清军统领裕谦自杀的“泮池”。1841年，裕谦在英军突 破镇海的防线之后，在这个泮池里自杀殉国了。学校里还有一座林则徐纪念堂，陈列的都是林则徐镇 守镇海时的一些史料和文物。在校园后面还有一座小山，叫做梓荫山，近些年，学校在这座小山下， 修缮了纪念抗法名将吴杰的“吴公纪功碑亭”、纪念抗倭名将俞大猷的生祠碑。将近代镇海的海防历 史融会到了学校的教育思想里，还修建了梓荫阁，把山上过去留存下来的摩崖石刻、三石将等古代文 物，结合现代教育理念，变成了一个将历史时间和现代教育融合起来的学校空间。我想，在这样的学 校里学习的学生是有福了，环境的潜移默化是非常厉害的，遭受了近代史上侵略的镇海人，一定总是 有一种硬气和骨头在，总是有一种居安思危的情绪在，因此，这所学校才出来了这么多的人才。镇海 中学在近100年的历史里，出了10多个部级官员和科学院、工程院院士，还有作家柔石、於梨华等一批 大人文学者和作家。和现在的学生座谈，我可以感觉到他们视野开阔，勤奋好学，而且并没有将学校 的深厚人文历史作为一种包袱，而是作为了一种精神的滋养和前进的动力。和他们交谈，我感到这些 学生非常有活力，有想法，都不是太像中学生，而是像大学生。而我前段时间在北京的某个知名大学 讲课，我面对的大学生人文素养之低，反而使我觉得那些大学生还不如一些中学生。难怪这个学校每 年要出来90％左右的人，考上重点大学。 看着眼前的聪慧秀气的同学们，我忽然有了一点领悟，这浙江人的性格里面，可能就有些“柔石 ”的感觉，表面柔和清秀，内心坚强如石头，怪不得是浙江人里面出了鲁迅和秋瑾呢。在镇海中学， 我可以强烈地感觉到生命之树和文化之树古老而又常青，他们背负历史，却能够轻装上阵，悄然前行 。 中国神舟七，很好狠牛比很好的视频，感谢akron #2 nice发来的链接 胆子小，好机会没抓住...FNM 0.17 LEH 0.03买了就发了 Celine Dion演唱会还不太老 量子力学有所小成...经过若干次通宵作业。。。matlab也有点长进 庞总，不是兄弟不拉你...兄弟手里也没现钱阿 ...-I want change!
-You don't even have a quarter on you, right? 一个很不爽的梦因未完成作业而被老师赶出教室的我在半空中发现体育场门口卖冰棍的大妈。我掏了一下口袋发现3块钱，反面是菊花的。“2块钱的棒冰是哪些？“我这里有六种：草莓的，芒果的,玫瑰蓝莓的...““玫瑰蓝莓“，“等我介绍完..."正当我把钱给卖冰棍的，而她把冰棍给我的同时，电话响了...
我很不爽的没吃到玫瑰蓝莓的冰棍，which我从没吃过的，然而我付了2块钱...
问题一：谁能告诉我玫瑰蓝莓的冰棍是什么味道？
问题二：两块钱我会问给我打电话的那个人要，而口袋里剩的一块钱，我上哪里找回来？ |
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